I was on twitter some time ago and was fucking around just saying some random shit... yeah what's new right?!?! Anyways some tweets started becoming more like "sex tips" then tweets and got alot of positive feedback from them. I've decided to share them ALL again.....
LADIES: If you are gonna give your man some "Becky" dont half-ass it!! Lick it, suck it, spit on it, moan while the dick is in your mouth.... all that. Give it to him like there is no tomorrow and I bet he will appreciate you more just because you put in that extra effort.
FELLAS: Don't ask to get your dick sucked if you aren't willing to lick the kitty kat... Doesn't work like that.
LADIES: If you want your man to eat the pussy PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE wash up... he isn't gonna wanna put his face in it if it smells like bad fish.
FELLAS: When your girl is giving you head don't start overpowering the situation by pounding her head farther down. Guaranteed she doesn't like it.... it's uncomfortable because she can't control how much dick is in her mouth or how fast she has to suck and more importantly teeth may just be felt on the dick. Don't say I didn't warn you.
FELLAS: DON'T try to jack rabbit the pussy. Constant pounding is not good. The shit is not sexy or turning anyone on. Come on now, this is no longer high school. Change of pace is major to keep her on her toes,
LADIES: There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with masturbating. If you don't know your own body and what makes you tick then how the hell do you expect a man to.
LADIES: If your man doesn't know where to touch or how to do it to YOUR liking, guide him. Sex is not just about him. It takes two to make it happen so the both of you should enjoy it to the fullest.
FELLAS: Foreplay is key... Imma say it again.... Foreplay is key!!!! Don't complain about the pussy not being wet enough if you aren't stimulating her and making her wet. We don't have dicks that get hard in the matter of seconds, women need an appetizer before the main course.
LADIES & FELLAS: Find out what turns your significant other on.... you could be pleasantly surprised at the craziness that is in their head and even more surprised at yourself when you do it and like it too.
LADIES: Stop being lazy and having your man do all the work. Hop on the dick and enjoy the ride. You get clit and vaginal stimulation AND he will love the view.
FELLAS: Learn where your ladies G-Spot is at because when you're hitting it from the back, it's the EASIEST way to make her cum and man will she cum....
FELLAS: If your lady ever tells you "YES Right There" then damnit you better keep that stroke going and KNOW where and how to hit it again
FELLAS: Not all women can cum from having sex doggy style soo if this is the case with your lady play with her cilt while you're stoking it.
LADIES: If you are one of the women that cannot cum from getting it from the back then play with your own clit. Believe me it feels wonderful and he'll also love seeing you play with yourself.
FELLAS: Not all big dick is good dick. Learn to work with what you got. The motion of the ocean may sometimes work out better then the size of the boat. If not then you better get the licking....
LADIES: Your man wants a FREAK in the bedroom so stop with all that shy shit. We all have it in us.
FELLAS: Don't try to have sex in one single postition. Switch it up and LADIES if he won't make the switch then you do it. Take control of the situation. Throw him on the bed and fuck the shit outta him.
FELLAS: When eating pussy don't put too much pressure on the clit. It's definitely not a good look, the shit can start to hurt and you will only turn her off.
LADIES: When sucking your mans dick don't just suck on the head. That shit is not turning him on at all. Go down on it as far as you can, a little gagging is not gonna kill you.
LADIES: Some men like to stick a finger in the booty butt hole while having sex so let them. It is ONLY a finger #1 and #2 you may just like it. May end up being more then a finger ;)
FELLAS & LADIES: Keep your hygiene up PLEASE. Ladies your man wants some silky smooth legs when you crawl in bed and fellas your girl isn't gonna wanna suck your dick and floss all at the same time so handle that. You want your girls pussy trimmed and tidy what makes you think that she doesn't your shit tidy too.
LADIES: Take a trip to Victoria's Secret every so often and buy yourself something sexy. Even if it's a cute pair of boy shorts and a bra. That little umph of sexiness will definitely go a long way.
FELLAS: When having sex with your girl don't forget to touch her and caress her. The skin is the largest organ on the body so caressing is absolutely wonderful.
FELLAS: A little ass smacking, hair pulling, some choking (at least for me) is GREAT.... so DO IT!!
LADIES: Your man likes to know that he's doing his job (it's a male ego thing) so talk shit. Let him know that he's dick is wonderful, and that the pussy is his etc... it works him up.
LADIES: Don't overdue the moaning. That shit is not sexy, it sounds fake, and honestly sounds like a wack ass porno.... just a bunch of noise.
FELLAS: Moaning is a NO NO.... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't start moaning more then your girl. That shit is soooo unattractive and if you were fucking me I would stop mid stroke and leave you hanging.... No bullshit.
FELLAS & LADIES: Don't be scared to try something new. Sexual openness can go a LONG muthafucking way. Real Talk.
Stop Bullshitting Yourselves and start having some BOMB sex....
Smooches xoxo
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